Friday, March 30, 2007
Afternoon Crumbs
Afternoon Crumbs
Jordan Jodie can kiss Lucy Clarkson's ass - IDLYITW
Sharon Stone should take this proposal - A Socialite's Life
Madge fails to move merchandise for H&M - Popsugar
Phoney Braxton freaks out onstage in Las Vegas - Concrete Loop
Mischa Barton's heinous wig - Hollywood Tuna
Becks looks hot as usual - Just Jared
Madge buys David Banda's love - Hollywood Rag
Jessica Biel wants to be catwoman - Egotastic!
Name this nip - Mollygood
Bindi Irwin's show gets delayed - SAYOR
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KFed on Leno
KFed hit Jay Leno last night to dance his way through his single, Privilege. Words can't describe how talentless he is. The kids on Kids Inc. are most ganster than him.
Don't forget to buy his album "Playing with Myself" which hits on Halloweenies.
posted by Michael K Permalink
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The CAPTION THIS CONTEST for October 20th!!
Thx HughLauriesBitch
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Where Did the Sleeves Go?
Kate Moss tore the sleeves off a member's only jacket to perform with her honey, Pete Doherty, in Florence, Italy last night. She took the stage to sing a beautiful duet. By the looks of these picture it looks like they are doing karaoke.
In other Kate news, she's planning to launch her own fragrance for TopShop. This is part of Kate's multi-million dollar deal with the British retailer. No word yet on what it will smell like, but I'm not going to be cliche and say coke and sweat. Okay, coke and sweat with a tad bit of oregano for sweetness.
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Run! Wesley! Run!
Ruh Roh! Wesley Snipes has been spotted in Africa. Officials say that he is currently on set in Namibia. He has been there in August and no, he's not there giving birth or adopting a baby.
Wesley is in big trouble for not filing his tax returns and falsely claiming $12 million in refunds.
The charges allege Mr Snipes failed to file tax returns between 1999 and 2004, and conspired with two men to defraud the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), which collects taxes in the US.
Prosecutors say Eddie Kahn and Douglas Rosile, both from Florida, attempted to make it look like the actor had no liability for income tax.
He better stay over there, because he's so arrested if he steps foot here. He should dust off his "To Wong Foo" costume, because that will come in handy at the big house!
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
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It's Shiloh!
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt or The Messiah as I like to call her, made a rare appearance in India today. Angelina brought Shiloh and Zahara out for a little ride. They quickly got into a car surrounded by bodyguards.
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Who Will Die on Desperate Housewives?
Ratings for the third season of Desperate Housewives aren't anything like the first season, so producers and writers are trying to boost the show up to help it return to its glory. For November sweeps they are planning to off one of the characters.
The episode involves Laurie Metcalf (who has already debuted on the show) going crazy at a local supermarket killing one of the supporting characters. There were rumors that Edie would be killed off, but it looks like Nora is going to get it. That's the rumor anyway.
A violent chain of events is set off when Lynette (Felicity Huffman), Nora (Kiersten Warren) and Edie (Nicollette Sheridan) go to the grocery store and run into new neighbor Carolyn Bigsby, played by Metcalf.
Lynette puts her foot in her mouth by introducing Nora to Carolyn as "The woman my husband had an affair with before we were married."
The misguided joke sets off Carolyn, because she's actually on the premises to kill her cheating husband, who owns the store. She pulls a gun and takes the three women hostage!
Then, just as the SWAT team arrives, Carolyn panics and begins firing the gun wildly. After wounding Lynette in the arm and killing Nora, she points the gun at Edie. But before she can fire, Carolyn is taken out in a hail of bullets by the SWAT team. When the smoke clears, a grief-stricken Lynette convinces Tom (Doug Savant), to add another child to their brood, by adopting the daughter he'd had with Nora during their affair.
Unfortunately, I was hoping that dumb-ass Eva LongWhoria would get it. Looks like she's around for sweeps anyway.
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
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The "Who Cares?" News!!
Yeah, Joe Simpson is as creepy as they get.
Tom Cruise camel toe!
Parasite Hilton flashes the load she received after a getting a load to the face!
Tom Jones is about to lose on of his ears.
This whole "Courtney Love Comeback" shit is going nowhere!
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Jordan is a Hot Liar
Earlier this week, an atrocious recording of Peter Andre and Jordan's duet of "A Whole New World" hit the internet hard. Peter sounded fine, like a nelly queen, but fine. Jordan however sounded like she was in a whole new world of her own. Actually she sounded like Aladdin was raping her anally while delivering her part.
Ok, you get the picture! Well, the couple now claim that it wasn't them! Sure....
Jordan's rep said, "It is a spoof and we have made our legal team aware of it."
The single will be out by Christmas.
Listen here if you haven't already gone deaf from listening to the first time.
Thx Hinatha
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Robbie Williams' Hairy Ass
At last night's MTV Latin America Awards in Mexico City, Robbie Williams showed us his better side. As always and not surprisingly, he mooned one of his fans. After his performance, Robbie made eyes at his female fan and then turned around and showed her his hairy ass. He then hugged and kissed at her.
He could've shaved that shit. Yuck. He probably has serious dingles up in there.
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Lionel Richie is "The Greatest Porn Star" He Knows
Lionel Richie is hot in bed and wants you to know it. The father of Nicole Richie said that he's the hottest porn star he knows.
"I am a legend in my own mind, the greatest porn star I know. You can't be a love songwriter and not be the greatest porn star."
We should ask Parasite Hilton...you know she effed her best friend's father when she was a teenager. I'm gonna say I believe Lionel. The quiet ones are usually rough and hard in bed.
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Anna Nicole Smith Buries Her Son
Jordan Jodie can kiss Lucy Clarkson's ass - IDLYITW
Sharon Stone should take this proposal - A Socialite's Life
Madge fails to move merchandise for H&M - Popsugar
Phoney Braxton freaks out onstage in Las Vegas - Concrete Loop
Mischa Barton's heinous wig - Hollywood Tuna
Becks looks hot as usual - Just Jared
Madge buys David Banda's love - Hollywood Rag
Jessica Biel wants to be catwoman - Egotastic!
Name this nip - Mollygood
Bindi Irwin's show gets delayed - SAYOR
posted by Michael K Permalink
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KFed on Leno
KFed hit Jay Leno last night to dance his way through his single, Privilege. Words can't describe how talentless he is. The kids on Kids Inc. are most ganster than him.
Don't forget to buy his album "Playing with Myself" which hits on Halloweenies.
posted by Michael K Permalink
|
The CAPTION THIS CONTEST for October 20th!!
Thx HughLauriesBitch
posted by Michael K Permalink
|
Where Did the Sleeves Go?
Kate Moss tore the sleeves off a member's only jacket to perform with her honey, Pete Doherty, in Florence, Italy last night. She took the stage to sing a beautiful duet. By the looks of these picture it looks like they are doing karaoke.
In other Kate news, she's planning to launch her own fragrance for TopShop. This is part of Kate's multi-million dollar deal with the British retailer. No word yet on what it will smell like, but I'm not going to be cliche and say coke and sweat. Okay, coke and sweat with a tad bit of oregano for sweetness.
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Run! Wesley! Run!
Ruh Roh! Wesley Snipes has been spotted in Africa. Officials say that he is currently on set in Namibia. He has been there in August and no, he's not there giving birth or adopting a baby.
Wesley is in big trouble for not filing his tax returns and falsely claiming $12 million in refunds.
The charges allege Mr Snipes failed to file tax returns between 1999 and 2004, and conspired with two men to defraud the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), which collects taxes in the US.
Prosecutors say Eddie Kahn and Douglas Rosile, both from Florida, attempted to make it look like the actor had no liability for income tax.
He better stay over there, because he's so arrested if he steps foot here. He should dust off his "To Wong Foo" costume, because that will come in handy at the big house!
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
|
It's Shiloh!
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt or The Messiah as I like to call her, made a rare appearance in India today. Angelina brought Shiloh and Zahara out for a little ride. They quickly got into a car surrounded by bodyguards.
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
|
Who Will Die on Desperate Housewives?
Ratings for the third season of Desperate Housewives aren't anything like the first season, so producers and writers are trying to boost the show up to help it return to its glory. For November sweeps they are planning to off one of the characters.
The episode involves Laurie Metcalf (who has already debuted on the show) going crazy at a local supermarket killing one of the supporting characters. There were rumors that Edie would be killed off, but it looks like Nora is going to get it. That's the rumor anyway.
A violent chain of events is set off when Lynette (Felicity Huffman), Nora (Kiersten Warren) and Edie (Nicollette Sheridan) go to the grocery store and run into new neighbor Carolyn Bigsby, played by Metcalf.
Lynette puts her foot in her mouth by introducing Nora to Carolyn as "The woman my husband had an affair with before we were married."
The misguided joke sets off Carolyn, because she's actually on the premises to kill her cheating husband, who owns the store. She pulls a gun and takes the three women hostage!
Then, just as the SWAT team arrives, Carolyn panics and begins firing the gun wildly. After wounding Lynette in the arm and killing Nora, she points the gun at Edie. But before she can fire, Carolyn is taken out in a hail of bullets by the SWAT team. When the smoke clears, a grief-stricken Lynette convinces Tom (Doug Savant), to add another child to their brood, by adopting the daughter he'd had with Nora during their affair.
Unfortunately, I was hoping that dumb-ass Eva LongWhoria would get it. Looks like she's around for sweeps anyway.
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
|
The "Who Cares?" News!!
Yeah, Joe Simpson is as creepy as they get.
Tom Cruise camel toe!
Parasite Hilton flashes the load she received after a getting a load to the face!
Tom Jones is about to lose on of his ears.
This whole "Courtney Love Comeback" shit is going nowhere!
posted by Michael K Permalink
|
Jordan is a Hot Liar
Earlier this week, an atrocious recording of Peter Andre and Jordan's duet of "A Whole New World" hit the internet hard. Peter sounded fine, like a nelly queen, but fine. Jordan however sounded like she was in a whole new world of her own. Actually she sounded like Aladdin was raping her anally while delivering her part.
Ok, you get the picture! Well, the couple now claim that it wasn't them! Sure....
Jordan's rep said, "It is a spoof and we have made our legal team aware of it."
The single will be out by Christmas.
Listen here if you haven't already gone deaf from listening to the first time.
Thx Hinatha
posted by Michael K Permalink
|
Robbie Williams' Hairy Ass
At last night's MTV Latin America Awards in Mexico City, Robbie Williams showed us his better side. As always and not surprisingly, he mooned one of his fans. After his performance, Robbie made eyes at his female fan and then turned around and showed her his hairy ass. He then hugged and kissed at her.
He could've shaved that shit. Yuck. He probably has serious dingles up in there.
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Lionel Richie is "The Greatest Porn Star" He Knows
Lionel Richie is hot in bed and wants you to know it. The father of Nicole Richie said that he's the hottest porn star he knows.
"I am a legend in my own mind, the greatest porn star I know. You can't be a love songwriter and not be the greatest porn star."
We should ask Parasite Hilton...you know she effed her best friend's father when she was a teenager. I'm gonna say I believe Lionel. The quiet ones are usually rough and hard in bed.
Source
posted by Michael K Permalink
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Anna Nicole Smith Buries Her Son
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